Indoor Fun Gifts

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Good News about winter

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Cat gets a hole in one

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Outside with that!'

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"In da house"

Turn Down For What.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Clock Face Golf Set

Ball pit

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Gamers

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

The Insiders

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."