Indoors Activities Gifts

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Good News about winter

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'She'll never look for me here.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The Best Art Teacher in the World.