Indoor Activity Gifts

Ball pit

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

Good News about winter

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Cat gets a hole in one

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'Outside with that!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Turn Down For What.

"In da house"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Clock Face Golf Set

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

The Insiders

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

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