Indoor Activity Pillows

Ball pit

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Good News about winter

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Cat gets a hole in one

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Outside with that!'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

Turn Down For What.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"In da house"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Clock Face Golf Set

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Gamers

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

The Insiders

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.