Interior Environment Gifts

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Painting the Ceiling

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

Use your imagination.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"