Interior Chaos Gifts

'This is my natural habitat.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Ball pit

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"I'm running a loose ship."

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"I have a system."

'911!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"What do you think?"

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

'This is our home's communications center.'

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

A "balanced diet" means balancing what's left to cook with what's clean enough to cook it in.

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'