Home Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was awful this morning."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

Home Alone.

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

"I'm running a loose ship."

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I need to know who started it."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Man's cooking explodes.

Ten out of ten for effort...

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Disaster in the kitchen.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."