Domestic Chaos Enjoyer Gifts

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I need to know who started it."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Paging for a Doctor

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"I'm running a loose ship."

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'All present and accounted for.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

'Surprise!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."