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'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I need to know who started it."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Paging for a Doctor

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"I'm running a loose ship."

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'All present and accounted for.'

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

'Surprise!'

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”