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' It's not new carpeting- the vacuum cleaner bag exploded,,,'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Face painting.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Fetching some bread

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Cat chess

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."