Home Chaos T-Shirts

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Working from home.

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

How men shop for towels.

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"Gone insane. Your dinner's in a wheelbarrow on the M25."

"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

Kids make a home messy and loud

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

"It's your night to cook, make everyone do their homework, deal with chaos, and wonder where the hell I am."

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."