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'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Family Joules: Part 16

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Net to catch pancake.'

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

"I'm running a loose ship."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

COVID-19 kitchen

Working from home.

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"Honey have you seen my phone? I can't find it anywhere...I swear I left it on the coffee table but now it's gone..."

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven