Home Chaos Pillows

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Working from home.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"I'm running a loose ship."

How men shop for towels.

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

Kids make a home messy and loud

"It's your night to cook, make everyone do their homework, deal with chaos, and wonder where the hell I am."

"Gone insane. Your dinner's in a wheelbarrow on the M25."

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

"Sandra hated it when Karl worked from home."