Home Chaos Handler Pillows

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Working from home.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"I'm running a loose ship."

How men shop for towels.

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

'This is our home's communications center.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

A "balanced diet" means balancing what's left to cook with what's clean enough to cook it in.

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

Kids make a home messy and loud