Home Chaos Handler Pillows

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Working from home.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"I'm running a loose ship."

How men shop for towels.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

'This is our home's communications center.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

Kids make a home messy and loud

"Gone insane. Your dinner's in a wheelbarrow on the M25."