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"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"You'd feel less stressed if you had a relaxing hobby, Dear"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Working from home.

The horn of paper

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Tuppermalware

Office De-cluttering

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"