Home Chaos Conqueror Gifts

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

"You'd feel less stressed if you had a relaxing hobby, Dear"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Working from home.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

The horn of paper

Tuppermalware

"I'm running a loose ship."

Office De-cluttering

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"What's wrong with my filing system?"