Interior Environment T-Shirts

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"She's been so creative lately."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Dog Walking Services

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Home depot."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Use your imagination.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"