Indoor Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"It's very indoorsy."

Painting the Ceiling

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

James decided to stay in that night.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Staycation Photos

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Wallpapering 5

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

HIS and everything else HERS.

Huge Furniture Sale!

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Pandemic playhouse.

"Do you want to watch couples decorating their house, couples selling their house, couples buying a house, couples buying a house in another country, or couples decorating their hosue, selling it and buying one in another country?"