Indoor Comfort Lover Gifts

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Unicorn Working From Home

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"You're never home."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

'Isn't it great?!'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"It's very indoorsy."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

Mountain Escalator