Indoor Comfort Lover Gifts

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"You're never home."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Unicorn Working From Home

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'Isn't it great?!'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"It's very indoorsy."

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Mountain Escalator