Indoor Cozy Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Staycation Photos

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Fireplace Projector.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'Brew?'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

Pandemic playhouse.

Catching the Sun

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

The Absent Friend

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

We never go out anymore.

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'