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'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Staycation Photos

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Fireplace Projector.

'Brew?'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

The Absent Friend

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Catching the Sun

Pandemic playhouse.

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"It was a long winter."

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."