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'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'What a lovely sunny day!'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I miss outside."

Pandemic playhouse.

'My summer vacation viewing, by Edward Ramsey.'

'Looks like a dangerous storm.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"What got me into this line of work? I guess it had something to do with my life-long passion for the indoors."

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Catching the Sun

'If that's the wild, I'm not in.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"It was a long winter."

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.