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'Happy New Year to you!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Board Game Hunter

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Doulton Canada Geese

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

The Common Sutra.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Robotic Flower Arranging