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"Oh yes - the carpet is in it."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Painting by the numbers for adults

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Home Sweet Home

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Santa's wash day.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"We've decided to live together."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Home Working

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Fireplace Projector.

'Home sweet home'.

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'Brew?'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Now a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Business traveller dreaming of home.