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'Happy New Year to you!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Robotic Flower Arranging

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."