Office Mischief Enthusiast Pillows

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"What's your occupation?"

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office Competitions

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

Out and In.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"I have a system."

'911!'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

Working from home.