Office Mischief Artist Pillows

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"What's your occupation?"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Office Competitions

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Frustrated at the office.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

"How was your day?"

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."