Office Mischief Artist Mugs

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"What's your occupation?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Man Looking Through Window

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Office Competitions

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Frustrated at the office.

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'