Office Mischief Lover Mugs

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

Office Competitions

I'd rather be at the office.

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Halloween health & safety.

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

Computer scared of user

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Safety meeting.

Out and In.

Plumbing Company Executive

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

"You can't just go around calling a goose 'silly' nowadays."

"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."