Office Mischief Lover Gifts

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Playing pig

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Office Competitions

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

I'd rather be at the office.

Halloween health & safety.

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Out and In.

Computer scared of user

Safety meeting.

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

Plumbing Company Executive

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."