Playful Mischief Lover Gifts

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The Tooth Ferret

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Halloween health & safety.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

Those bubble wrap kids.

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

HMS Pinafore

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

The Cornucopia Trap

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"