Innocent Mischief Lover Gifts

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Faust

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Naughty Child