Innocent Mischief Lover Pillows

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

A child and his dog

Faust

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

Naughty Child

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Who made this mess?"

Cat eats the bird from a cuckoo clock.