Innocent Mischief Maker Pillows

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'I hope you'll be able to keep my name out of it.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Bad dog."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Desert Island Water skiing.

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

Store front of 'Ace Roofing Co' Has a sign in the window- Our Mind Is Always In The Gutter

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

"I can't remember the last time I ran my fingers through your hair."

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

"Now, tell us what happened, in your own words."

"So you wanna chat up Estella, right?"