Innocent Mischief-makers Pillows

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Bad dog."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Photobooth Photobomb

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

Mistaken identity.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"My dad ate my homework."

Doggie Bowl Drill

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

'Oh no, they're back!'

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