Innocent Mischief-makers Gifts

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Bad dog."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Mistaken identity.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"My dad ate my homework."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'Oh no, they're back!'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers