Young Mischief-makers Gifts

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"My dad ate my homework."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Oh no, they're back!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

ASBOs