Childhood Mischief Maker Gifts

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I've learned how to wink! Watch-.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

Urine sample

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

"How long do you think I could get detention for doing this?"

'My lawyer told me to never put anything in writing.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'