Childhood Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

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Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

It's all gravy.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

Cheeky Girl

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

'My lawyer told me to never put anything in writing.'

Two boys pulling faces

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."