Childhood Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

Urine sample

Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Playing pig

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

It's all gravy.

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

No, dear, you didn

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

Cheeky Girl

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

'My lawyer told me to never put anything in writing.'