Childhood Mischief Gifts

Two boys pulling faces

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'