Childhood Mischief Gifts

Two boys pulling faces

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."