School Mischief Maker Gifts

"How long do you think I could get detention for doing this?"

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Good morning!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."