Young Mischief-makers T-Shirts

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"Gesundheit!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Oh no, they're back!'

ASBOs

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'