Teen Mischief Maker T-Shirts

"So you wanna chat up Estella, right?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

Frankie the discount genie

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.