Teen Mischief Maker T-Shirts

"So you wanna chat up Estella, right?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

Frankie the discount genie

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."