Identity Mischief Lover Pillows

'I want to fight Killer Morgan.' - 'You are Killer Morgan.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

Faust

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

Obstruction of justice? Yeah, I can give you something for that.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

Naughty Child

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'