Marriage Mischief Lover Pillows

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

Faust

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

'They have TWO trees!'

Naughty Child

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"My husband's lost some interest...can you tattoo me into a giant remote control?"