Musical Mischief Lover Pillows

HMS Pinafore

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

The Tooth Ferret

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Faust

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Occupational Hazards.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Halloween health & safety.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."