Musical Mischief-makers Pillows

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Accordion Duet

" 'Over there, over there...' "

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"My dad ate my homework."