Music Mischief Maker Pillows

No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

'We're thinking that our Christian rock station here probably isn't a good fit for you. Plus, you keep playing everything backwards.'

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Mozart swimming.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Pizzicato Polka

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"