Music Mischief Maker Mugs

'We're thinking that our Christian rock station here probably isn't a good fit for you. Plus, you keep playing everything backwards.'

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Pizzicato Polka

Frankie the discount genie

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."