Music Mischief Lover Mugs

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Faust

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Occupational Hazards.

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.